Texas Rangers
the 2010 american league champions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a-roid strikes out looking, the texas rangers are going to their 1st world series!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a major league baseball team from arlington, tx. known most for choking in clutch situations, losing 2 straight world series, and trading all their good players.
d-mn i was hoping the texas rangers would win the world series this year but they choked again!!
baseball team in arlington texas… they hit a lot of home runs but rarely win games.
nick: i wish the texas rangers would make it to the play-offs
jamie: (clueless about baseball)maybe next year?
nick: i doubt it, they are only good at hitting b-lls… they cant play defense.
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