Texas reach around
the act of stroking the male penile shaft in a hot dog bun while drinking an alcholic beer, then immediately following -j-c-l-t–n, the hot dog bun is inserted with a hot dog using the males s-m-n as a makeshift condiment.
“bro this tastes like a texas reach around”
“yea i just made it with nunis”
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