Texas Roulette
a dangerous game of chance. someone who has intestinal gas and the feeling that they may also have a bad case of diarrhea will fart to relieve the pressure. with each fart, the potential for a shart becomes greater and greater. a person loses texas roulette by attempting to fart and instead sh-tting themselves.
i could feel my stomach gurgling as i walked back to the hotel. there must have been something wrong with the curry. the pressure was unbearable. i had to relieve the gas. i decided to play texas roulette and the first few farts escaped with no problem. but then, just as i relaxed to fart again, i splattershat my undies.
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