Texas Shield


an improvised tool or device to protect one’s genitals b-lls nuts t-st-cl-s scr-t-m from being hit with an object.
ryan threw a water bottle at my nuts, but i used my plate as a texas shield.

mario tried to flick me in the b-lls, but i used my phone as a texas shield and now his knuckles hurt.

Read Also:

  • tex-mexting

    when you send photos of your junk from the restroom of a chili’s to go. i was totally tex-mexting her from the bathroom today.

  • textaneous

    the immediate response you get to a text message. no matter what time of day or night, nick and britt get textaneous responses when they text their friends.

  • text me

    an invitation for text messaging over the internet. a phrase that is sometimes found on more modern conversation hearts. “hey, text me sometime,” said joe as he p-ssed sally in the hallway. when you want someone to text you on your cell phone a “txt msg” (text message) hey john text me with the football […]

  • vom bomb

    the highly acidic discharge that is ejected in the act of vomiting. “i almost dropped a vom bomb the first time i ever smelled a woman’s fart.”

  • vominatrix

    1) a dominatrix who specializes in making her clients vomit. 2) evil captain of the “heartless heathers” in the portland rose city rollers flat track derby team. after hours of nipple twisting and whipping, tom spewed chunks across the room as the vominatrix administered one final, mind-bending blow. a person who is expert in over […]


Disclaimer: Texas Shield definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.