texas shocker
2 in the cooter, 1 in the pooter.
shock that ‘yatch texan style!
2 in the pink 1 in the stink!
i’m gonna use you like a bowling ball and give you a texas shocker.
the act of inserting your index and middle finger in the hotbox and your pinkie in the starfish. (2 in the pink and 1 in the stink).
my wife likes it when i give her a texas shocker.
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