the act of coitus interruptus (-j-c-l-t–n) on the forehead of an unsuspecting partner, followed by, the separation of fluids with the tip of the p-n-s to create a downhill effect imitating a “ride on a snowboard”.
i just rode a texas snowboard down this b-tch’s face!
winter is cold enough in the south for a texas snowboard!
after being ranked number 2 for most reported std’s tarleton state university bore a hybrid which include (but arent limited too)herpes/gonahria/aids/crabs dude, you didnt double bag it? you better hope you didnt get tarletonitis
- Text Barrier
the invisible wall made of nervousness and/or fear of embarr-ssment that prevents you from texting someone. hey dude, i finally overcame the text barrier and texted that hot girl i met last week. girl 1: the guy i like texted me last night and we had a whole conversation! girl 2: good for you, the […]
- Text Tantrum
sending a large amount of angry text messages to someone. who keeps texting you??” “it’s just my ex, he’s having a text tantrum.
too good to not reblog i don’t even like glee, but that video of 3 army soldiers dancing to glee on tumblr was tgtnr
a person who has developed a proclivity for thanking somebody every time something is done for him, however minor it may be. you are such a thankaholic.