Texas Speed Bump
an armadillo or several armadilli which constantly get in the way of vehicles tires and come to an unpleasant fate.
“what’s that i just done run over?”
“hey that there’s a texas speed b-mp”
“huh?”
“you know, an armadillo…”
“oh ok”
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