texas steam train
when you blow cigerrate, cigar, or vapor smoke into a girls v-g-n- and then stick your p-n-s and not let any smoke come out. then you f-ck her letting out little bits of smoke to resemble steam coming out of a train. this action can be done multiple times
bro my girl loves trains and in bed last night, she taught me how the texas steam train. i feel like a train conductor now.
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