texas tea pot
when you gape a chick’s -rs- hole and then dip your nut sack inside
i was banging a chick in the -rs- last night then gave her the old texas tea pot
Read Also:
- texas turtle head
when you have a turtle head poking out and a guy sticks his d-ck on the turtle head and keeps shoving it in and out she was so nasty she wanted me to do a texas turtle head with her
- the bill nye
when u take a test tube and use it to finger her then c-m inside of it & put the opposite end inside of her -ss & it pours inside her when ur in the science lab & your teacher make su stay after cl-ss & shes says to you “can u give me the […]
- the devil quotes scripture
hypocrisy, judging someone based on something they’ve done when you did something even worse guy 1- dude i need to tell you something.. guy 2- aye mate? guy 1- i slept with your girl guy 2 – -random sh-t about the bro code, leaves angrily- guy 3- didnt he sleep with yo sister? guy 1- […]
- The Influence of Jack
the complete and utter shut-down of all recognition of standards whilst masturbating, that provides the illusion of almost any female bearing attractiveness, and can also go as far as making s-xual acts one would not deem attractive, enjoyable or “s-xy”. man, she was rank, but i was under the influence of jack and i was […]
- The Dinosaur Thing
refering to a p-rnografic gif posted at funsubstance.com picturing a woman having a foursome with three pterosaurs. this is never to be spoken of. frank: “hey, you guys remember the dinosaur thing?” -four people start crying- carl: “g-d d-mnit, frank, don’t you ever bring that up!”