texas toe tag
careful insertion of your big toe into a v-g-n-. the penetration of the big toenail cuts the cervix, leading to bloodshed. upon removal the blood on the big toe is known as a “texas toe tag”. works best with large vagined women.
i had to scrub the blood off my toe vigorously this morning as i gave wendy a texas toe tag last night.
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