Texas turd burglar
the act of reaching up someone’s -n-s “while preforming s-x” and pulling out a piece of cr-p, then ingesting it or feeding to your lover.
“nancy got the ol’ texas t-rd burglar last night, she didnt even see it comeing…”
“i heard you gave sally a texas t-rd burgular and she liked it…”
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