Texas Turnover
this is a s-xual act, although it does not occur at the appointed time of consummation. more of a courting ritual really.
a male, attempting to excite his spouse or chosen mate, will defecate on their pillows. the steaming turn can be referred to as a texas turnover
mike: “did you get that texas turnover i left for you this morning?”
ashley: “ah yes! why thank you mike for such a magnificent gesture. maybe we will indulge in some alabama flapjacks later as well.”
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