texas turtle
it refers to the growth and shrinkage patterns of your d-ck with respect to the unpredictable weather patterns of texas.
nathan: “man, winter in texas is exciting”
samuel: “why?”
nathan: “because you can play texas turtle”
samuel: “what? …wtf is texas turtle?”
nathan: “it’s when you play hide n seek with your d-ck”
samuel: “…the f-ck?”
nathan: “yeah! and if you can’t find your d-ck at all or get bored and don’t want to have to break the news to your d-ck because it might get awkward, just wait a few hours and it’ll be like summer outside”
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