texas waffle iron
to take a sh-t in someone’s laptop, then closing the laptop onto said sh-t.
guy 1- what the sweet h-ll is that smell?
guy 2- it’s coming from your laptop
guy 1- d-mnit….texas waffle ironnnnnnnnnn!
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