Texas Wet Step
involves wearing a texas catheter (condom style urinary catheter) and concealing it in your pants, sock and shoe. a hole is cut in the soul of the shoe permitting exit of the catheter tube. ideal for work when you are unhappy with the general environment. one can soil the elevator carpeting on the way up and mingle around the office during the day causing the unpleasant aroma of urine. it can be utilized at will but don’t cause suspicion by drinking water all day long.
i was written up and got a pay cut all in the same day so later that week after a trip to the medical supply store, i did the texas wet step for some discrete revenge.
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