texastbook
a book that contains deliberately misleading or incorrect information, often with a strong right-wing bias. it may have a revisionist att-tude towards history, neglecting certain events or figures of historical importance simply because they are not conservative.
i realized that the textbook -ssigned for my history cl-ss was actually a texastbook once i read about how nixon was a hero for being able to prevent the evil lyndon b johnson from turning america into a communist state.
ugh, this quantum physics textbook is such a texastbook – it says that nuclear fission occurs because baby jesus wanted us to win dubya dubya deuce, not because uranium atoms are bombarded with neutrons.
darwin’s theory of evolution was just a small footnote in the chapter about intelligent design in the new history texastbooks that my school got.
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