the almighty Dixon


a dirty blonde teenage girl with a s-xy slim body, nice hips, nice b-tt, and nice t-ts; it’s all ruined with her black bushy eyebrows, hairy toes, huge teeth, disgustingly infected belly b-tton ring with pus, big birthmarks all over her face, pointed fingers, hairy vag.,

striking resemblance to a draft horse.
yo, the almighty dixon is mad hot, until you see her face and her body unclothed.

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