texcuse
a combination of the words: text and excuse
1)to text someone across the room just as an excuse to text someone.
2) an excuse to why you didn’t answer a text message.
dude 1: dude 2! why didn’t you answer my text last night?!
dude 2: because, dude 2, um…my phone died…?
dude 1: nice texcuse…
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