texident
an accident caused by someone writing a text message on his/her mobile phone.
he was writing a text message on his mobile phone while he was crossing the street. he never saw the car. it was a texident.
the accident of sending the wrong text to the wrong person.
i just got in a texident! i meant to send sarah a message telling her lisa was a fat c-nt, but i accidentally sent it to lisa instead!
a resident of texas. usually known to be a cowboy/cowgirl, have unusual accents, use the term ‘use’ta’ ‘goin’ta’ ‘fixin’ta’ and ‘yall’.
on rare occasions may become president.
do not support gay peoples, and are known to have m-ss genocides for this type of people.
george is a bad texident. if i have to hear his horrific accent one more time….i will move to new jersey!
kids, this is about the idiot texident who became president, by a horrible act of fate.
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