Texjaculate
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng because of text s-x.
“dude…why is your keypad sticky.”
“i texjaculated on it last night”
“…man, you gota put that thing to your ear. you are sick.”
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- Texturbating
the act of masturbating to dirty text messages; the cell phone version of cybers-x. since billy’s girlfriend moved away, he spends all his time texturbating with her. excessive use of texting, especially when in the presence of other people. similar to masturbation but with a cell phone. “can you please stop texturbating while im trying […]
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