text amnesia
that “text” you forgot to send, realizing only when your wife asks to borrow your phone – to buy 30 seconds to clear your safari history and double check the contents of your photo alb-m.
“wow i almost got caught last night. jill asked to use my phone so i pretended i had text amnesia.”
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