text calling
when your text app is broken or you have recently lost texting on your phone and call up a buddy to relay a two to three word message followed with hanging up immediately.
jason- (to himself) d-mn, my text app doesn’t work again. no nevermind. (starts calling frank).
frank- (recieving call) hey.
jason- (says to frank) what up mane? (hangs up)
frank- (to himself) what the actual f-ck? jason and his text calling.
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