meat port


any orifice on a male or female able to accept a penetrating organ or object. (eg. mouth, v-g-n-, -n-s, folds of flab on a fatty, etc)

generally used by f-cktards who work in computer related professions.
“hey milton, check out the meat ports on leon. i sure would enjoy giving him a chili dog with everything on it!”

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