text-coward


a person that will send a text message to appologize, break up, cancel at the last minute or say i love you for the first time, while knowing they should just pick up the phone or say it in person.
susan: “did you hear what happened to jessica?”.
gary: “no, what?”
susan: “ricky is a text-coward and broke up with her in a text yesterday.”
a person who is such a wuss that he can only act all bolshie and tough by text message, but not by phone and most certainly not face-to-face
he’s having a go at me by text message again. what a text coward!

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