Text fetish
when your mind tells you s-x with a real women is never going to happen, and real p-rn just doesn’t do it for you anymore.
you know exactly who you are, text fetishers.
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to be kicked out of your dorm room for the night because your roommate is going at it with one of their textbooks. dude, i got textiled last night for his econ exam, he figured i’d be better off sleeping on the couch than having to deal with him reciting off all this crazy nonsense
- Thanksgetting
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- thanQ
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