Text It


used mainly on mysp-ce and facebook in status updates. it is put up to let others know that they want a text message from others because they are f-cking stupid and have no friends.
status update: going to school. text it 🙂

brad: man that motherf-cker sounds so godd-mn stupid.
when you hear someone say something really good/funny and you p-ss it on by text to all you know

lame variation of “that’s what she said”
dude1: how hard did chris brown hit rihanna to make her sing out “oh na na, what’s my name?”
dude2: hahaha, text it! -proceeds to text it to every one of his contacts on his phone-

dude3: i rode the moby d-ck 3 times
dude4: feeling l-stful, huh? text it! -proceed to text dude3’s line to everyone he knows-

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