text-jesting


a welcome activity that distracts you from the boredom of your everyday life. involves texting amusing movie quotes, song lyrics, inside jokes or general randomness back and forth with a text-jester. usually lasts until one out-jests the other.
yesterday i did not do any work. i was too busy text-jesting with your dad from 12-4pm. it began with him sending one that said, ‘i am a robot. i have a robot v-g-n-.’
and my reply, ‘my c-ck is lost in the jungle and it’s up for you to find it.’

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