text lesbian
a ‘text lesbian’ is a male who poses as a lesbian in chat rooms, ostensibly for the purpose of snuggling up to chicks. the male necessarily remains in ‘text’ because to voice would give up the game.
i am a bit concerned about gonzo… the b-st-rd’s losin’ his b-lls and is becoming like a total weasel. i caught him posing as a text lesbian in tattooed biker sl-ts yesterday.
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