text mess


n: a text message which:

1- provides you or another person with “too much information”

2- begs for s-xual favors, money, and/or a chance to reunite romantically

3- contains many misspelled words and poor abbreviations due to high levels of intoxication

4- somehow starts a blood feud between families
“barbara’s man just got out of jail and he is hard up. he’s been sendin her text messes all night trying to get in her pants.”

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