text message relationship
1) being in a relationship where one or both parties prefer text messaging over talking on the phone or in person, unsurprisingly causing 99% of their problems, as at least one person in the relationship is too stupid to understand that text messages arrive/send out of order if at all.
2) a relationship that doesn’t go very far; one so short or shallowly lived it can be replayed with little difficulty over text messaging. a final summation used to describe a waste of time.
usually results in a text message breakup.
a typical text message relationship:
brad: hey
amy: hey i cant hang out tonight
brad: chill later?
amy: i just told you i cant im busy helping amanda with some stuff.
not sent amy: you never listen
brad: okay
brad: when?
not sent brad: lol isnt amanda that newage chick?
amy: 🙁
brad: something wrong?
resent amy: 🙁
brad: i do something?
amy: u know what u did
brad: you’re not answering your phone?
not sent amy: i dont want to talk to you
brad: babe?
later, in person.
amy: like i totally had to change my number because brad wouldn’t stop texting me even though i broke up with him over text the other night when i had no service.
amanda: he must be a stalker. i was almost raped, i know these things.
amy: thank god i have a friend like you. let’s scissor.
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