text ninja
n. name given to anyone who had the ability of texting long coherent messages on their phone without looking. this was usually done back when phones had b-tton keyboards and where not touch screen.
chelsea can hold a conversation with you and simultaneously text behind her back. the ultimate text ninja.
the art of the text ninja has disappeared over the years.
becoming a text ninja requires patience and the memorization of the “qwerty” style keyboard.
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