text reflex


when you send or respond to a text without fully thinking about the consequences of doing so. similar to drunk texting but you’re completely sober. its more just plain impulsive
example 1:

father: you stayed out too late at that party last night; you’re grounded for the next week
son: f-ck you old man!
father: make that the next month
son: c’mon dad, that was my text reflex!

example 2:

texter dude 1: hey baby, you wanna go hookup behind the bleachers?

texter chick 1: h-ll no you creeper! wtf is up with u? drunk?
texter chick 1’s friend: yah, that was his text reflex

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