text sex
text messegeing everything you are going to do to a certain lover while pleasuring yourself….. on the other end that certain lover is pleasuring theirself as well…
wow…i am not allowed to tell but i had hott text s-x with mark the other day
when one uses a cell phone’s text messages feature to engage in s-xually arrousing discussion in a similar fashion to phone s-x or cyber s-x. this is most commonly employed for propinquitous-challenged individuals.
it’s ashame that that fox lives so far away… i wish i could have him right now! i suppose text s-x will have to do.
only the best s-x ever. send texts of what you wish you were doing to the other person but know you never will. get texts back of what they are pretending to do to you but you will really only ever do it to your self. text s-x – the worlds new way of pretending to have s-x.
i have a big imagination thats why i have text s-x.
using your cell phone as a devise to send s-xy messages to your lover(s).
jen: did you see gregory last night?
denise: no, but we had text s-x for hours.
1. s-xually-themed communications through text messaging.
2. communicating s-xually to another person through a cell phone or blackberry via sms or mms text-messaging protocols.
guy a: so, did you ever meet that chick from okcupid?
guy b: no, she was in middle school so we just had texts-x.
guy a: smooth moves, brotha. the cops won’t be knocking at your door.
(guys high-five.)
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examples of texts-x-ing:
chick: howz work? wanna play l8r?
dude: gawd, my ballz ache for ur mouth
chick: only if u slip me teh shocker baby!
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dude: ive got a major b-n-r. r u wet?
chick: im on my period
dude: my b-n-r went away
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chick 1: i gotta new drilldo 2day for us
chick 2: im creaming my hairy puss now
describing s-xual acts through a text message between two cellular devices
” text s-x on my samsung!” -the midnight beasts
similar to phone s-x, except it’s the act in which two people text message each other simultaneously to the point of feeling strong, erotic emotions.
man, jaclyn was texting that guy for so long last night, i bet she was having text s-x!
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