text splatter
urine that inadvertently splatters on a guy’s cellphone as he text messages while standing at and using the urinal.
1. hey homie, wrap up that cellphone in a plastic cover to protect it from text splatter!
2. to avoid text splatter, try sending text messages while sitting on the cr-pper!
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