the act of two people constantly texting each other despite being in close proximity. usually to conceal a relationship. the irony being that it is blatantly obvious to everyone in the room what they are doing.
“i see the ugly guy and the sl-t are playing text tennis again”.
“yeah, pretty obvious eh?”
the term given to the activity of individuals who communicate regularly using mobile phone text messaging.
jeff uses text tennis when he can’t be bothered engaging in vocal conversation with his girlfriend.
- cat marriage
marley and emmes wedding thats really cute and has lots of cats marley and emme? yeah, they’re about to have a cat marriage.
ryth is a person who is a midget and has very hairy eyebrows. he also tends to say he has a big d-ck but in reality it is as small as a peanut he also is a bin man . ryths boyfriend: hi ryth: suck your mudda beat up your nation kiss me r-ss
heart of gold sonalli is a great person
lotsels (lot-suhls / lot-sehls): a cute way to say a lot. “miss you lotsels!”
- dry tonguing
dry tonguing is the act of getting ones -ss wet before -n-l. andrew let’s have -n-l! you might need to do some dry tonguing as we have no lube.