text virgin
-a person who has never dirty texted anyone on their phone
-someone who hasn’t ever texted dirty or naughty to a significant other.
friend #1: were you dirty texting joe last night?
friend #2: yes, i am not a text virgin anymore, he makes me so h-rny when he texts me. he said he wants to lick my body.
friend #1: you naughty girl! 😉
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