text war


a phenomenon occurring between two people who are either in the beginning stages of a relationship, having no strings attached s-x, or on the verge of breaking up. involves endless texting in which the victor of the text war considers himself or herself to be the in the position of power. usually begins with “wr r u?”, but can take many forms. the spoils of victory most likely take the form of the winner choosing the “when and where” of the next s-xual encounter.
that stupid french guy and i had a text war last night, but there was no way i was driving to his apartment for subpar s-x.

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