Textagram
two or more words that when texting utilize the same “tap” text key order. to select the correct word you have to hit next to scroll through the options
you think you just texted someone:
ur hot i want to lick your p-ssy
…but they recieve the textagram:
ur hot i w-nk to kick your puppy
the very reason we can’t spell f-ck you on phone’s that don’t have keyboards.
dual you!
wtf does that mean?
oh it’s a textagram of f-ck. but since i don’t have a keyboard it spells dual
a word invented by morons that don’t know how to change their text setting on their phone from “t9” to “alpha” therefore rendering them incapable of spelling the correct words.
anna: dude, what the h-ll did you call me “bomb” for in that text message earlier?
moron: oh sorry, it’s a textagram my phone pulls up when i try to spell your name. it won’t let me spell your name! it’s like it has a mind of its own!
anna: moron.
a word that is keyed the same as at least one other on your phone. similar to anagram.
cl-ssic example: home is a textagram of good. others include pint & shot, c-ck & -n-l.
two or more words that are spelt out using the same series of keys in a text message.
guy is a textagram of ivy. anna is a textagram of bomb.
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