Textalizer


a breathalizer attached to your computer and or cell phone whose sole purpose is to prevent you from sending drunken emails and texts to your ex!
oh man! i was so hammered last night i texted/emailed my ex boyfriend over a hundred times!

d-mn! you gotta get you one of them textalizers!

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