textaside


the act of text messaging something personal, secret, or otherwise unfit to say aloud to someone next to you.

derived from “aside”, a theatrical speech during which other actors are on stage, but which only the audience can hear.

not to be confused with texticide.
though the teenage couple were mild-mannered in public, they frequently had s-xual textasides.

i felt awkward at the party, so i had a textaside with my friend, before lying and telling everyone else that i felt sick.

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