Textbang
the act of two or more individuals with cell phones ganging up on another individual with a cell phone by texting them a phrase through consecutively texting one word at a time.
this can also be done with one single word through individual letters.
if successfully pulled off, the victim will receive each text message immediately after reading the previous one.
for a finishing touch, words such as “man” or “dude” can be added minutes after the last word, letter, or punctuation mark.
the victim may receive simultaneous text messages in the following order:
text 1: you
text 2: are
text 3: a
text 4: douchebag
text 5: …
-minutes later
text 5: ..man
tex 6: !
used in a sentence:
“yea dude felicia was bein’ a total b-tch so we textbanged the sh-t out of her while she was in cl-ss.”
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