textbook my meat


the act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (p-n-s, t-st-cl-s).
i’m going to textbook my meat. ow!

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    1. the act of purposely ignoring ones text message (possibly because of hatred or annoyance) guy 1: “d-mn broseff, that b-tch is texting me again!” guy 2: “text screen that hoe then”

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    the expression someone makes while reading a text that brings them great pleasure when i got a text from my buddy telling me my ex girfriend got knocked up by one her students, i had a huge textsmile that took days to get rid of

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  • T-gimp

    the foreskin of a turkey’s p-n-s. a usual cajun turkey boil will contain ingredients such as turkey neck bones, t-gimps, and liver…..delicious!


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