Textbook Sexy
also known as “plain” or “okay” irl. basically, you know how everyone in any language textbook usually looks like they’re missing a chromosome or something? well if you’re textbook s-xy then you’re not fugly, you’re just… meh. plain. average.
guy 1: hey, that girl over there’s totally making me j-zz!
guy 2: dude, you should keep that thing under control- she’s only textbook s-xy.
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girl 1: aw man, i wonder why i didn’t win the beauty contest!
girl 2: it’s because you’re textbook s-xy.
girl 1: -sigh- mlia.
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