Textual Friend


random people you meet on social networking sites (i.e. fast flirting, air g) who you have ‘friended’ because they aren’t half bad…

don’t mind flirting, exchanging pictures, engaging in pointless conversation, and the occasional s-xting episode. they love your smile, eyes, and body.

reality check: will never work out in real life because they are far and are probably liars. primary function: ego boost!
textual friend: hey cutie, what’s up with yo fine -ss?

reply: not much just bored outta my mind…

textual friend: i wanna f-ck ya, you’re sooooo s-xy!

reply: thanks 😉 you always make me feel so good he he

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