textegesis
1) critical explanation or interpretation of a series of text messages in the hopes of constructing a coherent narrative from them.
2) the exegesis of text messages.
after joe broke up with his girlfriend, he got hammered and texted her 25 times in 3 hours. the next morning, he had a significant bit of textegesis to do.
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