texterbating
verb: the act of surrept-tiosly texting under a table with one hand.
my students thought they were getting away with something because they were texterbating their friends during cl-ss.
verb –
texting (such as on a cellular phone) continually while in the company of others, ignoring said company.
i went home on winter break to see my family, and my little sister was just texterbating the whole time. i barely got to talking to her.
to text yourself
i was trying to fit in by texting but my cl-ssmates caught on that i was texterbating…now i really don’t have any friends…
masturbating to cyber s-x texts.
texting girl: oh oh!!!
texting guy: agh im c-mming
(guy starts texterbating in real life)
texterbating is s-xually suggestive banter carried out between cyberhorndogs!
hey bro ive been texterbating with clair for 3 days im ready for a nap!
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