Texterina
texterina
one who holds the ability to text with amazing grace and accuracy. they use the tips of their thumbs like a ballerina uses the tips of their toes.
texterinas generally flaunt their skill by keeping eye contact with someone while typing a message.
when used to describe a male, texterina is a derogatory name, usually -ssociated with feminine qualities.
jen- i went on my first date with bill last night. but all night he was a texterina! i swear his thumbs were blessed by gods.
laurah- dump him.
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