Texterrhea
excessive texting. texterrhea is to texting what the galloping hershey’s is to cr-pping.
nancy: every since that pos jim broke up with his gf sally, she’s had a nasty case of texterrhea.
sam: aytmtb?
nancy: fu
sam: a3
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