Textetary


a textetary is a person that you ask to text for you when you can’t….like when you are driving!
mark…janet could you be a good little textetary and respond to tha the last text that sherrill sent me? tell her we are going out to the honky tonk!

janet…no problem….you have another one from andy…what do you want me to tell him? tell him to sell that stock!

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