textgasm


the look of euphoria and ecstasy while texting.
holy sh-t, man! john just had his sixth textgasm of the night!
the act of having an -rg-sm via text
textgasm “oh baby don’t stop, don’t stop.. oh…sh-t…oh…sh-t..mmmm….”
the act of ultimate arousal when an overload of texts makes your phone vibrate until you reach the point of -rg-sm (usually female)
my boo just send me another 25 texts. i think he was trying to give me another textgasm. maybe next time i’ll keep it in my shirt pocket.
when your phone vibrates uncontrollably (has a seizure) from notifications after turning on your phone after it has been dead for a long period of time
“omg my phone is having a textgasm, all these notifications i feel so special”
an -rg-sm you receive while waiting for a picture via mms, before you even receive it, due to lack of patients.
bob: (splurge) i’m gonna check my facebook.

phone: ding ding

bob: finally… dammit, i just had a textgasm already.

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